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These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.The first guy wearing Nike shoes asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"Second guy with Puma shoes speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I w a s a l m o s t m a r r i e d."The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."The answer comes, "Y e s I w e n t t o a d o c t o r a n d h e t o l d m e t h a t i f I s p e a k s l o w l y I w i l l n o t s t u t t e r."The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married."W e l l m y f i a n c e e a n d I w e r e s i t t i n g o n h e r p o r c h a n d t h e d o g w a s s c r a t c h i n g h i s b a c k a n d I t o l d h e r t h a t w h e n w e a r e m a r r i e d s h e c a n d o t h a t f o r m e a n d s h e t h r e w t h e r i n g i n m y f a c e.""Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend."W e l l, I s p e a k s o s l o w l y t h a t b y t h e t i m e s h e l o o k e d a t t h e d o g, h e w a s l i c k i n g h i s b a l l s!"Haha! The two guys all bought the shoes in our web store. It is freeshipping.

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A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to test him first. So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses. The new ass looked around, and immediatel?y went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in the stable. When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to his owner. The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, "Why are you back so soon? Have you tested him already?" "I don't want to test him any more," replied the man, "From the companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is."air max TN chaussuresnike air max tn puma chaussures nike chaussuresnike air max chaussures

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